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Jokes For The Week
Child sent to bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty.
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Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a bran
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Popes And Lawyers
Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you yo
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Who Said That?
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades
and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of
this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I
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Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy."
Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing
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Exposed Breast
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why
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