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Jokes For The Week
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST
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The Magic Elevator
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building.
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Farmers Daughters
One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date
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Harry's Exam
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too
smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third
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Women seeking men
"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds
40-ish means: 48
Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate means: Possessive
Artist means: Unreliable
Average looking means: You figu
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Texas Justice
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer
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Going To The Toilet
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two
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