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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST Conversion to ASCII values: MS-DOS 6. 21 77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54   [...]

The Magic Elevator
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building.   [...]

Farmers Daughters
One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date   [...]


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Harry's Exam
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third  [...]

Women seeking men
"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds 40-ish means: 48 Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will Affectionate means: Possessive Artist means: Unreliable Average looking means: You figu  [...]

Texas Justice
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer  [...]

Going To The Toilet
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two  [...]

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