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Top Jokes
Care to go upstairs? Visitors (278)
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said th See all
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs! Visitors (231)
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you're ne See all
Corporate Lessons! Visitors (212)
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her leg See all
Postcards from Honeymoon Visitors (200)
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
sex lives would ge See all
Itchy Visitors (196)
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to fin See all
Question and answer animal jokes Visitors (184)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from See all
A Blonde For Ever Visitors (183)
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and See all
Playing Doctor Visitors (178)
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a b See all
Steven Wright 01 Visitors (163)
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I See all
Dragging Their Feet Visitors (158)
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowi See all
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