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Jokes for The Day
Thanksgiving & Christmas Tatoos
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist
that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just
below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put the words "Happy Thanksgiving" und
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A new dog at the White House
Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.
He walks it past the guard's post, and the marine says "Mr. President, is that a new dog?"
Clinton smiles, and replies, "Why ye
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Men Are Like.......
Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ....Vacations. They never seem long enough.
Men are like.
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Bombs
Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they
cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Costume..
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was go
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